You may find it unusual that Will, someone who didn't actually finish the Mob Match race in 2022, has run run for Mob Match Captain. Yet, in his own words, he has 'unfinished business.' With a love for all things fancy dress, rumour has it he'll be wearing his infamous 'Where's Wally' costume at the Mob Match next year. A less believable rumour has it that he'll finish the race! We're sure Will can bring his fresher energy and lead the men to victory yet again.
>Passion for shoeing the Tabs: 5
>Likelihood of finishing a Mob Match race: 0
>Passion for fancy dress: 97