Milton Keynes Cross Challenge 2016: Report

Fifth Week: the beginning of the second half of term and notorious for a phenomenon that causes students to get pretty stressed and take part in multiple feel good activities such as adult colouring and alpaca cuddling in an attempt to ‘beat the blues’. Not for OUCCC. Cometh the end of fifth week, cometh the Cross Challenge and the only blues we were concerned with beating were a certain variety of minty green map reading novices strutting their stuff at the Met League.

We congregated on Beaumont Street at a very civilised hour, but in considerably less civilised weather, ready to board the coach. One can only assume that Aidan forgot to change his clocks a few weeks ago, as onlookers were left astounded by his on-time arrival ahead of Christofi. It later transpired that Will was delayed somewhat by a brief detour to the police station, having been caught attempting to smuggle thirty seven rolls of college owned toilet paper through the Univ lodge an hour earlier. Anyway, eventually we made it onto the bus and hit the road to Teardrop Lakes. Despite claiming that ‘the coach journey is the best part of the day’, Jamie had decided an extra hour in bed and a car journey with his newly crowned Sportsman of the Year successor was in fact even better. An hour of Two Door Cinema Club later, he may have regretted this decision. We will never know.

To be fair to Jamie he wasn’t the only person too cool for the coach journey. Sophia ‘I need to leave straight after my race so I can do three more training sessions today’ Saller also chose to travel by smaller vehicle and miss out on all of the standard coach trip activities. These included, but were not limited to, everybody massively overheating having dressed for a cross country race rather than a sauna and the classic register roll call of ‘hands up if you’re not here’. Luckily the coach driver did a significantly superior job of locating the race car park than we had done in our minibuses last year and in what felt like no time at all we were walking the familiar path to the course.

First stop on arrival for many were the portable toilets (which may or may not have been Portaloos® provided by Portakabin®). Whilst some people waited patiently for the privilege of the blue plastic cubicles, many chose to avoid both the horrendously long queue and any risk of trademark controversy by opting for slightly less discrete locations. Amongst all the toilet drama Olly and his helpers put up the tent. It wasn’t the best the OUCCC tent has ever looked, probably because Aidan helped, but it was nonetheless appreciated as a much needed shelter from the elements later in the day.

After safely stowing their bags and belongings away in the dry, the girls headed off to inspect the course and the solid underfoot conditions were a pleasant surprise. With drills done, spikes secured, and last minute layers left with LC, they were ready for the off. On a fast and furious six kilometre course Bethanie Murray once again led them home. She finished in seventeenth place and Dani Chattenton came through next to a brilliant thirty-third. Behind Dani there was some impressive close packing as dark blue vests filled thirty seventh to forty-first, with only one systematic absence in position thirty-nine. Sophia Saller, Helen Record, Helene Greenwood and Hannah Plaschkes all ran incredibly well and the top Oxford girls showed that they will indeed be a force to be reckoned with at this year’s Varsity matches. Further down the field this close packing trend continued as the rest of the team all produced hard fought performances. It wouldn’t be the MK Cross Challenge without some good post race Insta material, and the girls did not disappoint with a new angle for this year’s group selfie that may have broken the record for the most accounts to post exactly the same photo. Don’t worry though, they all used a slightly different filter and none of them used XProII (sorry Hugh).

The men couldn’t quite live up to this level of social media dominance, but they did dominate the race in impressive style. Those present at the previous evening’s Sports Awards might argue this was unsurprising, given the Olympic trials athletes within their ranks. Amongst a top quality Cross Challenge field the dark blue boys produced six of the top thirty and ten of the top fifty, led home by none other than William Christofi in eighth place. With European selection no doubt in the back of his mind, Will certainly gave his U23 competitors something to think about. He also demonstrated an interesting new tactical approach to beating ones rivals, in this case a famous BUCS face from Reading. If we set out not to beat the tabs, could that be exactly how we beat them? Someone who will no doubt play a leading role in that outcome will be Jamie Parkinson, who bounced back from pre-Cuppers illness to storm home in twelfth place. Not bad given that most of the well known names who finished around him are probably still wondering who on earth this orienteering hockey player who gate-crashes their national class line ups every now and then actually is.

Following injured organisational duties at Cuppers, it turned out that ‘Danger Varsity’ was in fact just a little bit too dangerous, even for Alex ‘dynasty’ Howard himself. A top twenty finish from Howie showed that his strength and experience will also be invaluable on Wimbledon Common. Coming in next was seconds team stalwart Dan Mulryan who produced an excellent run to finish in twenty fifth-place and make his first Blues team. Naively led to believe that all possible danger comes from above, fresher John Spill had been too busy looking up (or perhaps he was just running too fast) to spot a nasty piece of glass in South Park a week earlier, which led to an A&E trip and some ridiculous rehab spinning sessions. Powering through the pain DBJ showed us all how a game face is done properly as he followed Dan home in twenty-seventh. Another strong performance from Eoghan Totten saw him not far behind in thirtieth. One by one, and in quick succession, the rest of the team filed into the finishing funnel to round off another highly successful OUCCC outing.

With cool downs complete and team photos taken it was soon time to be heading home. The tent came down as the rain worsened, but luckily we had the warmth of the coach to look forward to and we were soon waving goodbye to the land of concrete cows and roundabouts. Huge thanks to Kyle for all of his support so far this term and out on the course at Milton Keynes. Next stop, something many of you probably won’t understand because it’s Varsity, it’s Varsity.

Full results can be accessed here.

Laura Fenwick, Lady Margaret Hall

Cuppers 2016 Report

7:45am, Sunday 23 October 2016 and South Park was bang on with the pathetic fallacy. As the mist hung low in the trees and the moon showed its pale face from behind the clouds, it was almost as if the park itself was anticipating the drama that would later unfold on its unforgiving slopes. With every stake, flag, and sprinkling of flour the excitement was building, and as the dreaming spires were gradually revealed by the lifting fog, so was a course that would later sort the Greeks from the bin men, the chemists from the orienteers, the middle distance athletes from the marathon runners and the drop bears from the choppers.

Owing to the introduction of the Howard Online Registration System, sign ups were already looking strong before anyone had even turned up. Nevertheless it was still a relief when the competitors one by one began to appear in real life and set out on their warm-ups and other such pre-race rituals.

First up were the women, with defending champion Bethanie Murray lining up fresh from her cross-country debut in Ireland the previous weekend. Despite her international roots, Beth was feeling particularly at home on this Oxford course, so much so that she got a bit too close for comfort with the turf on her way to the start line, no thanks to a minor incident with a rabbit hole. With marshals in position and course details explained, the dulcet tones of Grumpy Howie set the girls on their way and it was Beth who immediately took charge at the front, closely followed by Dani Chattenton. By the start of the second lap Beth had a commanding lead, with Dani well clear in second. Behind the leading pair there had been a battle unfolding for the minor places throughout the race, and it was Hannah Plaschkes who came through to take third place with an impressive performance reminiscent of her dominant IInds Match victory two years earlier. There was a sprint for the line as women’s Captain Helene Greenwood came home in fourth place just ahead of new recruit Helen Record. In sixth was Sarah McCuaig, seventh and first fresher Anna Sharp, and closing the top eight was Rachel Skokowski.

Forty-five minutes after the women had set off to tackle the ups and downs of this gruelling course, it was the turn of the men. Eighty in total made for an impressive sight as they embarked on the opening uphill charge. Appearing first from behind the trees was Eoghan Totten taking control of the early pace, but all the big names were queueing up in his slipstream. A lap and a half later Luke Cotter, Luuk Metselaar and Will Christofi had established a leading trio with a comfortable margin that looked to have sealed the podium. Chasing hard was another group of three containing men’s Vice Captain Dan Mulryan, defending champion Jamie Parkinson, and I-thought-he-only-ran-on-the-track Weatherseed leading the all-important battle of the Miles. The third and last lap provided great spectating as the front three remained locked together until Christofi put in a surge on the inside downhill section and Cotter pulled clear in second. Luke had done all he could to close the gap on the climb but Downhill-Will, whose spikes have since undergone rigorous negative gradient motor doping tests, struck again and brought it home for his second Cuppers victory. Impressive running from the two Luukes (spelling compromise) saw them wrap up the medals (yes, there were actual medals). With a surge up the final straight it was JP who took fourth, Dan fifth and Miles sixth. No doubt glad to emerge onto the open finishing straight from the danger of trees and anything that might fall from them, John Spill put in a very strong run to claim seventh place and first fresher, followed by Eoghan in eighth.

Away from the front end of the races there were some gutsy performances right the way through the field and it was amazing to see such a great turn out of both men and women. Congratulations to absolutely everyone who took part and gave it their all on a highly demanding course.

Results were eagerly anticipated, mostly thanks to the debut of some very shiny new trophies. Despite minor controversy caused by the fact that Mr. L C Treasurer was rumoured to have been slightly intoxicated on giving permission for the purchase, it was soon agreed that the addition of such splendid silverware to the OUCCC collection had been a brainwave worthy of life club membership. In the regal surroundings of the King’s Arms, it was announced that the first ever etchings on the glistening, un-touched plates of glory would be none other than St. Hilda’s College for the women, and Balliol College for the men.

A fantastic day was concluded by pub golf (what else?) and general merriment from one and all. Thanks must go to Alex and Bethanie for their organisational work, and to all of the helpers and marshals who ensured the event ran smoothly. The Varsity hype has been building gradually since we set foot on the untrodden unsure-if-this-is-a-paths of Cleeve, and Cuppers has well and truly raised the bar as we now look ahead first to Milton Keynes and then on to the big day(s). #DarkBlue

Laura Fenwick, Lady Margaret Hall


Image by Noah Hurton

This report can be accessed as a Word document here.

OUCCC runs the 2016 Oxford Half Marathon

As eight thousand runners descended on the city of dreaming spires for the annual Vitality Oxford Half Marathon on 9 October, many OUCCC runners were left weaving their way through the crowds of spectators as they tried to make their escape to Wytham Woods for the usual Sunday morning long run. But some of the OUCCC team were out sporting their navy racing vests on the course itself. The runners set off from Broad Street, heading out north through Summertown, east along our favourite winter running route to Old Marston village and back into the city centre with the last four miles winding through the University Parks and finishing up with a loop of the iconic Radcliffe Camera.

Our two outstanding performers of the day were undoubtedly OUCCC Marathon Team Captain 2015-16 Kate Niehaus, who finished second woman in a rapid time of 81:54, only 40 seconds behind the winning female, and also new member Eoghan Tottan who finished third in a speedy 67:51, again only about half a minute behind the overall race winner. A flying start to what should be a very successful OUCCC career!

Another new member who had an amazing run was Helen Record, finishing 10th woman in 85:28. Other notable OUCCC performances include Ben Gibbons (23rd overall), Joel Spratt (67th), Helene Greenwood (17th woman) and Emma Hodson (24th woman). Special shout-out to CSS (Matt Boughen for those of you who may not have been lucky enough to come on recent training camps…) for slashing a huge 15 minutes off his personal best!

The Club also won the Club Challenge, with a combined time of 5:27:1, beating second place by four minutes.

And now as we move towards the end of October, and with the Varsity Match looming ever closer, we turn our attention towards the shorter end of the distance spectrum, retrieving those dirt-caked spikes for a return to the grass, mud and hills of the cross-country races we all love.

Helene Greenwood, OUCCC Women’s Captain 2016-17, University College

OUCCC storming their way through the course

OUCCC storming their way through the course

This report can be accessed as a Word document here.